Aristocrats: Jillette and Provenza on the NC-17 Comedy

The Structure of the Central Joke

PENN: You get to hear it a lot in the movie, so why ruin it here. It's a pretty easy structure. Get as dirty as you can, and end with “The Aristocrats.”

PAUL: The joke is a simple, textbook construct: It's what's known as a “switch,” and it's the most obvious, formulaic type of joke there is. It takes you really far in one direction, and winds up suddenly in the completely opposite place. That's where the irony is.

The setup is easy; the punchline is always the same. But the middle section, well, that's why this is the joke. It's a blank canvas. Anything goes. Anyone can do whatever they want with it, and that's where it gets really interesting. The only “rule” for that middle section is: it has to be really, really offensive.

Beginnings of the Joke

PENN: No idea. People have often tried to find where jokes start and, unless youre on the Internet where most jokes are stolen from Steven Wright or George Carlin, it's pretty hard to even take a guess. The whole idea that this joke goes back forever may just be an urban legend particular to professional comedians. But, it seems like a good guess that professional comedians have always enjoyed jokes too dirty for their audiences.

PAUL: It has been suggested that the joke goes back to a time when the aristocracy had real power and the joke existed as a satire or a genuine political statement. I want to believe that there was some feudal Lenny Bruce railing at the power structure of the day, but I doubt it.

The Joke's Place in Comedy Lore

PENN: It's a really dirty joke with a clean punchline. It allows it to be referenced out of context for a little wink. A few movies have started scenes with the punchline, and David Letterman has used the punchline out of context as a little in-joke. We couldn't get rights to any of that.

PAUL: It's a chance to roll around in the mud and not care about making a mess. It's like finger painting and not worrying about getting anything on your clothes. It has this childlike freedom to it. For a culture that is by definition outside a mainstream worldview (most comedians have gravitated to comedy by virtue of being “other”), it makes sense that it would grab hold. It just seems to spread virally. It's also a fun challenge to outdo one another. And the fact that people outside of show business rarely encounter the joke also gives it an unspoken sense of being a kind of “secret handshake,” which I suspect adds to its allure.

First Exposure to the Joke

PENN: I don't remember, but Gilbert Gottfried claims he told it to me for the first time. I remember listening to him tells it several times, but I can't remember the first time. It's no wonder I became obsessed. Gilbert's telling of this joke is like Miles Davis inventing modal jazz.

PAUL: In my early days in stand-up, when more established acts found out that a newcomer had never heard the joke, it often became a kind of initiation ritual to tell them the joke. I remember a gang of comedians gathering around a table in the bar at the NY Improv and huddling around as they told me the joke for the first time. I believe it was Rick Overton doing the honors, or maybe Jackie Martling, or it may have been a round robin now that I think about it. People shouting to others, “Hey, Provenza's never heard the Aristocrats. Get over here.” It was a moment that defined a camaraderie that's been part of my life ever since.

Impetus for the documentary

PENN: When I was working on “Penn & Teller's Sincity Spectacular” we asked Jay Marshall about jokes that have silent punchlines. He told “Banjo Sandwich.” During the laugh someone else walked up and asked what the joke was and Jay didn't want to tell it again, so I told it. During the laugh, someone else walked up and I didn't want to tell it, so the last person told it. Coincidentally, this happened several more times. In the line for the telling were several writers on the show and Gilbert (who was a guest on the show). I was struck by how everyone told the same joke, but brought so much of themselves to it.

One night at the Peppermill coffee shop in Las Vegas, Provenz and I were hanging out with some friends and I told the “Banjo Sandwich” story. We all got obsessed with how it's “the singer not the song.” We thought it would be a fun home movie to get a lot of our buddies to tell the same joke on video. All of a sudden it was clear, the joke had to be “The Aristocrats” and the “Banjo Sandwich” idea went to another level.

PAUL: In honesty, we just thought it would be hilarious. We did believe it would reveal something about art, comedy, the creative process, culture, though we were never sure what exactly any of what was revealed would be. That it so beautifully captured this rarified world surprised and delighted us. Most of it surprised us, actually. So we started out exploring individuality and very unique perspectives, but ended up with a feeling that's completely communal, as well.

Gathering Material for the Docu

PENN: This wasn't shot like a movie. We borrowed a couple consumer video cameras and then finally bought a couple. We bought a consumer wireless mic (seen in all the shots) and called friends. If Steven Wright was in town, Id call him, and Provenz and I would grab another couple of friends and head over to his hotel. No lights, no make-up, and very little action. The tone of the movie is exactly right because it's just buddies of ours talking to us. Weve all done a ton of TV things and once a crew comes in and sets one light, powders someone down, it becomes work. A couple of goofballs with cameras just turning them. One of the hardest parts was editing out Provenz and me laughing over every take. We were just having a blast.

PAUL: We shot over a period of 2 years while we were already cutting and cut for about a year. We shot various times in LA, Las Vegas, New York, San Francisco, San Diego, London. It was all very scrappy and underground and we didn't care about perfection in the least. We wanted it to be honest and convey the real nature of the shoots, in hallways, hotel rooms, dressing rooms, people's homes, coffee shops, wherever. We always believed that content would be king, and wed just do the best with anything else like lights and background. If the sound is tough to hear because of planes or noisy nightclub activity in the background, well, that was part of the experience, so what the hell. That was our attitude, and it contributes to the looseness and unselfconsciousness of many of the performances.

Editing the Footage

PENN: Because friends wanted to come along, we had no real cameramen but lots of cameras. Anyone who was around, ran a camera. Some of the shoots had 5 cameras on it just because people wanted to hear the joke. The 90 minutes we used is the tip of the iceberg. I think we have almost 50 hours of unique footage (that's not counting different camera angles of the same moment). Most everyone did 20 minutes of others jokes and monkeying around, and we used about a minute of each comic in the movie.

PAUL: There's more than 50 hours. I don't know exactly how much because I can't bear to count it. I transcribed every bit of it myself. When we were shooting, some people just told the joke, and then had to get on with their busy lives, and we were done in 15 or 20 minutes. Others just kept going and going and enjoying themselves. Billy Connolly was going to squeeze us in for an hour before rushing off to make a flight, and ended up changing his flight and hanging out and laughing with us for hours, and his lovely wife making us all lunch. We often forgot we were making a movie when we were shooting.

Comedians' Approach to the Film

PENN: We didn't have an agenda. The movie was made for people who thought it was funny to have all these people get dirty with the same joke. There was no reason to convince anyone. We were just making it for the people in it. If someone didn't want to do it, they wouldn't' be good in it. Most of them said yes before I finished asking. Everyone in the movie got the joke and the movie.

PAUL: It was astonishing to see how many people “got” the idea right away. Everyone in the film wanted to be in the film. Some of them thought it was insane, but were willing to tell us that on camera and get involved anyway. People telling us how ridiculous the joke or the idea of documenting it was would be perfectly illustrative of the comedy world. The fact that we embraced people giving us shit about it just freed people from any feeling of anything being “right” or “wrong.”

The Comics' Attitude Toward Recording the Joke

PENN: Jackie Martling asked if he could curse. I guess I forgot to tell him that it wasn't for PBS. Comics are used to being dirty. Theyre used to having fun. “Bashful” is not a word youd use for anyone in the movie. There were some that didn't want to tell the joke in the movie and theyre not in it. They would have sucked anyway f**k them.

PAUL: Some comedians by their personal natures aren't comfortable with that kind of language or vulgarity. So they interpreted the joke in a way that maintained the irony of the joke without the things that made them uncomfortable. That, of course, is the crux of the movie: “It's the singer not the song.” Steven Wright, instead of being sexually vulgar, he interpreted it in a psychotically violent and absurdist way, and he stays within the classic “switch” structure flawlessly. It was essentially the joke as if he himself, in his inimitable style, had written it originally. It was as much about people not wanting to be dirty as those that wanted it to be as dirty as possible.

For some, there is a counterintuitive challenge to making the joke work when going the opposite way with it. Jake Johannsen talked about the joke and why he is the wrong person to tell the joke. The brilliance of that idea is that in doing that, he essentially tells the joke without telling it, and if you are familiar with his unique style, it's a perfectly Johannsen interpretation of the joke. He's never “on the nose” or obvious. It never ceased to amaze me how people could avoid being rude and filthy in the most clever ways and still maintain the integrity of the joke's ideas. That is why they are brilliant at what they do.

Essentials Element to Include

PENN: Having heard more versions than anyone in the world except Provenz, I have to say, nothing is essential. Everything is optional, and that's why it's exactly the right joke. You need to be funny to tell it. Everything else is optional.

PAUL: Nothing is essential. It's truly anything goes. Wendy Liebman is a case in point. She does the joke completely backwards, conceptually, and it's a palindrome of the joke. The act consists of nothing out of the ordinary. She has one of the funniest versions I have ever heard. It's all about being creative.

Settings for the Joke

PENN: It's always late at night. We were the first to make people tell this joke in broad daylight. That in itself is a deep and sexy crime against nature.

PAUL: Its ubiquitous nature seems to be fading a bit since my early days, but I think we may have stopped that slide to oblivion. It sometimes has the feeling of initiation. Sometimes, it comes up academically, which is a context in which many great old jokes come up (“You never heard this one” “That's like this other one,” “I heard it this way”). That's exactly why as we were shooting for this movie, we also ended up with dozens of other jokes that the artists were reminded of, or for which they have a fondness. Once you go down that line, it's hard to stop.

There's also the aspect of it being a joke that not everyone gets. Comics love that. Big orange head, the welder joke. Once those come up, the conversation never ends. I will not tell you big orange head or the welder joke. They may be a sequel.

Capturing the Filthiest Rendering of the Joke

PENN: It's the Olympics, there's always headroom. Just because I can't imagine it, doesn't mean it isn't possible.

PAUL: It will always grow and change. And it's really like poetry. How many different ways can someone express love You count the f**kin' ways someone can be offensive.

On being Offensive and Shocking

PENN: I think there's always a way to find something shocking. The movie deals with this. As sex gets more accepted, you have to move other places. The movie is about those other places. It's such a great feeling to be shocked and offended. It's one of the true joys of being human. We must never lose that.

PAUL: There are new things that become offensive every day. Stick around. Im sure well discover some together.


PENN: Everyone in this movie is in love with language and comedy. It's not a political statement, it's celebration. Everything in this movie would bother the FCC, people who don't love language will hate this movie. That's fine. We don't want them to come. Michael Moore seems to want everyone to see his movies, he seems to think theyre important. This movie is a celebration of life, humanity, language and freedom. And freedom includes the freedom to not watch other people having fun if youre not. I don't want anyone to see this movie if he doesn't enjoy being offended. This movie is too fun to be forced on people. People will bitch about this movie and hate it, but I hope they enjoy that too. I have lots of fun complaining about things I don't like. It's part of our service. The idea of freedom of speech is great. It was created to protect freedom of speech for the serious discussion of ideas, but a perquisite of that, is people can talk really dirty and say offensive stuff if it makes them laugh.

This movie is more about the pursuit of happiness than about freedom of speech. It's mostly people laughing and there's nothing more beautiful in the world no matter how ugly what theyre laughing at is. And there will never be a stronger political statement than this movie. The pursuit of happiness is freedom; it's the only reason to live.

PAUL: We weren't trying to be political. But like any good art, it becomes political, whether one wants it to, or not. We never address the politics directly in the movie, because not doing so would be the best comment we could make on the absurdity of the issues it raises.

Gilbert Gottfried's telling the joke right after 9/11

PENN: It reminds us were human and that were alive. As I said, I don't care very much what people are laughing at. I love to see them laugh. After the real horror on Sept. 11, it's more important than ever to remember that shock that doesn't matter is fun. If were not going to laugh our asses off, then who cares if we get them blown off

PAUL: There is a sufficient argument for its redeeming social value when anyone can find this joke shocking, as tens of thousands of human beings are being killed around the world for any excuse anyone can concoct to make that fact ok. At the very least, the ridiculous ongoing rhetoric about bad' words is a f**kin' reality check. “Vulgar” and “crude” are pretty subjective words. My idea of them is very different from yours. Which is as it should be.

When we stub our toes, we curse before we can stop ourselves. There's a reason for that. Let's not confuse social conventions and politeness with any kind of truth. Those are simply a construct to help us all get along. I think there's an organic need to take a shit in the punchbowl once in a while.

Anticipating Audience Reaction

PENN: I hope they laugh a lot. And if theyre pissed off, I hope they enjoy being pissed off. There's no reason on earth for anyone to see this movie that isn't going to enjoy it. If you don't like the first 10 minutes, please walk out. The FCC must be abolished and the way to do it is for people to turn the channel and walk out. I hope people that hate this movie, can at least realize that it's okay for other people to laugh at something you don't like.

PAUL: One of my favorite scenes in a movie ever is in “American Beauty.” When that weird kid shows the beautiful young girl the video he shot of a garbage bag swirling around in the wind, and he talks about how gorgeous and moving it is, and he asks her to look at it and see anything else but a garbage bag. And he sits there just staring at it going around and around and his eyes well up and he knows everyone thinks he is just nuts, but he wants that beautiful girl to know who he really is, so he shows her that piece of video and is just wishing she could see what he sees, and suspects that she might. I hope this movie makes that fictitious character really really happy.